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purplefridge:

that text post is pretty relatable. a bit too relatable in fact. the blood tests came back in. we’re brothers

fukkkres:

mom: what did you get me for mother’s day

me:

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misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

jacklives:

"This homework is optional but you should do it for practice"

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Anonymous: So a cop, a racist, and a murderer walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy.

yoisthisracist:

I get this joke.

how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

drugsupplier:

calling your friends like

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"Girls are not machines that you put kindness into until sex falls out."
-Porphyria R’lyeh (via mofobian)

canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me